Hitting on a Male Nurse While on Drugs

White patient gown. Blue paper hairnet. Tall socks with the grippy things on the bottom.

At best, I probably look like a 3.

But I rubbed my breast anyway and made eyes at my 10 of a nurse.

At least, I think he was?

I’d have to ask my husband to confirm.

Because he was also there.

(Probably) not caring, as I hit on this medical professional.

Did I mention I’m on drugs? So many drugs.